ahh | 2 years ago | on: Fine, I'll run a regression analysis but it won't make you happy
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ahh | 3 years ago | on: Justice Department says Google destroyed evidence related to antitrust lawsuit
ahh | 3 years ago | on: Do not taunt happy fun branch predictor
(Real retpolines have a little more magic, naturally.)
[1]https://stackoverflow.com/questions/48089426/what-is-a-retpo...
ahh | 3 years ago | on: Challenging algorithms and data structures every programmer should try
Not special interviews, but certainly different pieces of headcount. There are Googlers and there are Googlers. Being the second is a lot more work, but a lot more interesting.
ahh | 3 years ago | on: American Airlines agrees to purchase Boom Supersonic Overture aircraft
ahh | 3 years ago | on: American Airlines agrees to purchase Boom Supersonic Overture aircraft
ahh | 3 years ago | on: Vectorized and performance-portable Quicksort
ahh | 3 years ago | on: Mental illness, mass shootings, and the politics of American firearms (2015)
ahh | 3 years ago | on: New York rolling out noise law, listening tech for souped-up speedsters
Confiscate their cars, problem solved.
ahh | 3 years ago | on: New York rolling out noise law, listening tech for souped-up speedsters
There is one dude who drives past my window on 6th Ave, every single morning, at 7 AM, with an engine so loud it rattles glass ten stories up. That should be 365.24 summons/year, _for that guy_.
Until the cops choose to enforce the laws, nothing will fucking change. I'm thrilled the government is claiming to care here, but until anyone chooses to have these people hanged from the yardarm^W^W^W^W nothing will fucking change.
By the way, did you know it is _illegal_ to honk your horn in NYC outside of an emergency? Neither do the the people honking constantly outside my window! Why doesn't the NYPD just fine all of these people every single day until it stops? They could fund the entire department! But they simply don't care.
Many of my friends dream happily of enforcing vigilante justice for the loud motorists. I personally would be thrilled if this guy:
>But Pennachio conceded he has modified four of the 11 cars he owns to enhance the rumbling of the engine, as a matter of pleasure, not safety. “Just to know you’re in a beefier man’s car,” he said.
was evicted from the city. He is a horrible person with no redeeming characteristics and doesn't deserve to live in society.
ahh | 3 years ago | on: Distilling the Real Cost of Production Garbage Collectors [pdf]
It's far below 10% now (thanks to the hard work of a lot of people), and Google actually gotten to the point where we chose to spend _more_ time in malloc to make overall efficiency higher.
ahh | 4 years ago | on: Shoplifting reaches crisis proportions
In either case: send people who commit crime to those prisons. If they do it again, send them back.
ahh | 4 years ago | on: Shoplifting reaches crisis proportions
ahh | 4 years ago | on: Shoplifting reaches crisis proportions
ahh | 4 years ago | on: Shoplifting reaches crisis proportions
In the meantime, imprison the people who do commit crimes, and if they do so again after they're out, imprison them again.
ahh | 4 years ago | on: Shoplifting reaches crisis proportions
ahh | 4 years ago | on: Shoplifting reaches crisis proportions
Unless we arrest, prosecute, and imprison them. Or punish them other ways; how about flogging? It's arguably both a better deterrent and more humane than prison.
Saying "Sure, go ahead!" is better for no one.
ahh | 4 years ago | on: Shoplifting reaches crisis proportions
If so, then yes, let's lock them up. "Everyone steals" is not a good defense to stealing.
ahh | 4 years ago | on: Pprof++: A Go Profiler with Hardware Performance Monitoring
ahh | 5 years ago | on: Against Alcohol
I'm not an alcoholic but I am an anxious wreck. Single best way to make me stop freaking out at a party? Two old fashioneds.
I'd prefer to be gregarious and unworried sober, but that's not an option. (Yes, there are other approaches. This works better than all of them.)